I truely think that my family are all being capture by aliens in the middle of the nite..
First of all, my mum is gettin more n more vain.
Second of all, my dad is gettin more n more weak.
Third of all, im gettin more n more inhuman but at the same time im gettin more n more lovingly.
Firstly-->
Today, my mum crept into my bedroom around 6.05am!! Why i knew that it 6.05am, it becos i manage to open my small lil eyes n crept a look into my mobile.. damn! All my frens shud noe tat i hate being disturb in the early morn as it can get me cranky n wacky.. but she's my mummy n i cant scream or curse at her.. hai!
Eventualli i manage to crawl out of my bed around 8am to put on some lip balm for my lips..
Lately i simply cant stand my lips cracking.. hurts n ugly.. but guess wat!!! My lip balm, lip gloss, mascara, concealer, blusher, moisturizer all GONE!!! i got such a shock.. thot wat the hell happen.. did the good buddy from the other dimension came n took it all away from me???
In the end, after searching high n low for my stuffs, i found everything in my mum's bedroom....
Think the aliens have inputed in some vain hormones in my mum.. did i tell u tat she went to perm her hair and it doesnt turns out the way it shud look..
Okie, it does make her look old.. n she blame it on me.. say im happi to see her ugly!!!! wat is my mum thinking..
Mr or Mrs alien, if u r seeing this.. Im ANGRY with wat u have done!!!!
Secondly-->
My dad is simply angry with me not searching out the medical pills pros n cons n asking the pharmancy for advice on his heart problem.. din i said it b4, i realli dun think it so serious! Oh boy, juz change ya lifestyle to a healthier way n stop bothering ya dotter.. everything will be fine! but he juz simply show me his droopy wetty saddy hurt cold eyes.. manz!
Think the aliens have capture my dad n add in alot of woman hormones to him.. it make him so girl!! i cant stand it!
Oh boy, somebody pls tell me wat shud i do... i love him.. but it gettin on my nerves... argh...
Mr or Mrs alien, if u r seeing this.. Im Superb Duper ANGRY with wat u have done!!!!
Thirdly-->
I do think my dearies aliens have capture me too.. cos why? today i went out with my dee n dee's frens for lunch.. how sweetilicious lovely can i possible get.. it sometimes nice to hang out with young kids cos they r so youthful n full of crap.. hahaha..
Peops out there, U all shud noe tat i HAte human beings.. therefore it being concluded tat im a princess from MARS..
SO my dearies MArians out there.. pls go kill all the other aliens who had done such incorrigible acts to my family and i LOVE u all out there...
Hahaha.. seems like im a wacko here... but im not the jacko wacko.. im the joanko wacko.. hahaha.. plain lame.. hahaha
Alrite, im still normal.. but gettin abit cranky now n then.. but i know u all still loves me as who i am.. hehehe
On a more serious note:
The sun will rise with each new day
I have more clarity on the thots i have
I will become stronger against all odds in my life
Life isnt always sweet
And i do love the bittersweet in it as nothing is ever perfect..
Im simply finding the "perfection equilibrium" in this imperfect realistic world!!
SMilez!!
posted by joConfession @ 1:42 PM
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